06 June, 2010
Letter to an 8 legged friend...
I have watched you eat, and I have tried not to judge. I have witnessed you wrapping the poor insect around and around with your web making goo that mysteriously appears out of your body. Luckyily you are very skilled in this process and it goes quite fast (which makes your victim's untimely death a little less horrible to think about) and then do this humping aerobic dance while you feast on its juices. My question is: “Is is too much to ask that when you have satisfied your carnivorous cravings to discard of the lifeless gray shell from your meal out the window or at least onto the floor?” Please consider this question seriously as my coocho (broom) and I anxiously await an answer -but do keep in mind being that I am a Master of Peace, if we cannot work out a deal, I will help you and your family relocate in a peaceful manner..